Friday, June 20, 2008

PICKLES!!!!!!!!

Well, Shellie posted most of the stuff that !!BEER!! happened on her blog, so I'm just gonna post a bunch of inside jokes and funny things that happened. Let's see, where to start... hmm... Oh! Jevon got married! On one of the tours we were !!MUSCLES!! learning about slaves, and the tour guide was showing us how the slaves "got hitched". He had Jevon and Sarah "jump the broom" to demonstrate. Soooo... I guess here is where !!FREEDOM!! I start posting a bunch of inside jokes.

Hey look it's a parrot! What? It's a fish? Well, it looks like a parrot...

YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR INSIDE VOICES WHEN INSIDE THE MUSEUM!!!

Yo! Get that gecko out of my house!

Whoa, check it out it's a parrot!

I wonder how many midget clowns we could fit in that...(bus), (van), (garbage can)

Dude, that stalk of tobacco looks JUST like a parrot!

Rejoice! For there is a trash can in thy midst!

Yo! Get Godzilla out of my house!

Timothy said that I was thoroughly irritating. Regrettably, I agree with him. ^_^

That's not a turkey, it's a parrot!

Does a pitchfork wound to the kidneys require medical attention? ~ Bill Clinton

53 comments:

Acorn said...

First comment!

It's pretty sad if you agree with Timothy. He gets REALLY irritating sometimes.

Getness said...

Wow thats....Wow. I agree with Ben, and i REALLY want to hear about Jevon getting married.

Cheesymoose said...

I really don't think Tim's as irritating as everyone always says. Aww, poor Ryan. Jevon is cheating on you. XD

Cheesymoose said...

I'm getting on rs by the way.

General405 said...

I think he is. But not for very long.

Getness said...

-_- I dont like that statement. We just went to the prom. And we got divorced already! GOSH!

Getness said...

Yeah your right Timothy isnt annoying. Aside from when he randomly says he hates me glares at me and insults me.

Getness said...

Ok just so that we dont have the same thing that happened with the whole woodcutting thing happen here. Are you talking about Jevon cheating at video games or the whole Ryan and Jevon at the prom/ wedding thing and then him getting married? im guessing the later but let me know.

WolfAngel said...

You guys need to explain this whole "prom" thing. I'm getting very curious. O_o

Acorn said...

It's just sometimes that he's irritating. It isn't like he's constantly irritating, he just thinks that anything he doesn't like is instantly stupid.

Getness said...

I agree with Ben and Shellie. Are you sure you want to know? It could be too scary/disturbing.

General405 said...

I definitely want to know.

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Getness said...

Ok fine. Well none of you probably know this but on the phone Ben enjoys making up random stories. Usually they involve Jevon and whatever other people he knows that he feels like using that day. That particular day I guess he decided the main characters would be Jevon and I. He did 2 stories that day. Jevon and Ryan at the prom; and Jevon and Ryan's wedding. The first one was more funny. At first it was Jevon asking me out i think then we went there and ran into Terry who had taken himself to the prom. Then Peter started hitting on Jevon i think, and i dont remember the rest. Ben might be able to tell you what happened after that. The next story was me and Jevon's struggle to get married. Since we couldnt get married in Oregon since it is illegal. I think we were going to go to vegas and get married after Jevon proposed telling me how he loved me and could not live without me. I also dont remember the rest of that story either. Oh man i wish i could remember it....If i do and Ben hasnt finished them yet i will post the rest. But that is where they came from.

Globetrotter said...

haha. If only he'd done one of those involving Michael while he was still trying to get people to think he was gay. He'd probably have gone along with it too! =p

Getness said...

Yes at one point i was accidentally engaged to Mick.

General405 said...

Everyone go to my blog and post some times that would work for the next trampoline gathering. If you don't know what this is, the post explains.

Acorn said...

Geez Ryan, the first story you got pretty well... But how'd you get that second one, that NEVER happened, the real wedding is you guys trying to invite people to your wedding but it turns out they're all dead, and I think there was something about you guys trying to decide who should wear the wedding dress.

Globetrotter said...

i think michael should definitely wear the dress. XD .... not that i'd really care to "see" him wear it, but it would be funny.

Cheesymoose said...

Oh I forgot to mention something kinda funny on this post: When we were at the Library of Congress, wew were walking down the stairs when Connor said, "So Marie, you're about 15, right?" I just laughed.

Cheesymoose said...

We, not wew.

Acorn said...

Well you ARE 15, right?

Cheesymoose said...

Lol

General405 said...
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General405 said...

He asked me if I was 17 one time and was really surprised when I wasn't.

WolfAngel said...

Peter? 17??? Wow.

Getness said...

Iv gotten that before also. Its kinda weird. But i think for me i was 12 and the guy thought i was 15.

Getness said...

And it wasnt Connor for mua.

WolfAngel said...

15 is actually pretty believable for you, Ryan.

Getness said...

Yeah im not that far away from Michael.

Getness said...

And the majority of my public school career was spent with kids that were a year or more older than me. So that might also have something to do with it.

Cheesymoose said...

I would never guess you were older than 13, knowing you. ^_^

Btw I'm on rs.

Acorn said...

Thanks for telling me! ^_^

Getness said...

Should i feel offended by that?

Getness said...

Im getting on rs.

WolfAngel said...

Yes, I think so.

Cheesymoose said...

The easiest formula ever to be created in the history of mankind:
Spider + fist = goo



Omg It's a parrot!

Getness said...

Cracker!!!

Getness said...

I had a pickle today it was good. =P

Globetrotter said...

Noah's Bagels has the best pickles. I don't know what kind they are. I just had one the other day with my bagel dog and it was really good.... so good in fact, that I ate my sister's too, even after it fell on the ground. =)

Getness said...

Sounds like one good pickle. I really like pickles. I ate half a jar the other day when my mom got some.

General405 said...

What about zucchini?

Globetrotter said...

Well, I don't know about raw, but zucchini can be really good in bread. We usually grow some in our garden and Mom makes a couple batches of zucchini bread..... mmm so good...

WolfAngel said...

I totally agree. Pickles are awesome, cucumbers are good, ans zucchini bread is amazing! Never plain zucchini though That's just gross.

General405 said...

I don't eat it plain, but if you saute (not sure if I spelled that right) it's really good.

Acorn said...

Yeah it is.

Getness said...

Im neutral with sautéed Zucchini. But raw is just gross.

Getness said...

And zucchini bread is amazingly good (if done correctly).

Globetrotter said...

I don't think I've ever had it sauteed. Have to try that sometime. Btw, how did you get the accent mark on your first "e" in "sauteed." I don't see anything like that on my keyboard.....

WolfAngel said...

Yeah, how did you do that?

Getness said...

I did a typo then corrected it but you can also do alt e then type the letter you want it over.

Globetrotter said...

hm..... that didn't work for me. maybe i misunderstood. alt e just brings up edit (next to file). when i press "e" (the letter i want it over) again, it does nothing. =?

Getness said...

Maybé thats just how it works for Mács.